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[clive of otley]

Played football the other night and got a bit of a knock on my demon left foot (big toe to be precise). Hurt a bit for last couple of days but no big deal like. Woke up this morning and it's as black as fuck and hurts like a bastard. Can't put any pressure on the front of my foot as a result so walking like I've shit mesen.

Any advice? Hurts like fuck and don't want the cunt to drop off or owt (the nail that is, I realise my toe will probably be ok)

[Adslufc]

I did something called the "belvoir challenge" Well, 17 miles later had 2 big toenails go totally black. Basically, blood blisters. Still got em 2 months later. You can get them lanced at your GP's which is what i should have done. The tenderness will wear off pretty quick though

Edited by Adslufc, 16 April 2010 - 03:27 PM.

[Magnifico Joe]

My big toenail went Purple after playing football..it didn't hurt and fell off after a few months. And then the next year it did the same but for no reason..

[clive of otley]

Adslufc, on 16 April 2010 - 03:26 PM, said:

I did something called the "belvoir challenge" Well, 17 miles later had 2 big toenails go totally black. Basically, blood blisters. Still got em 2 months later. You can get them lanced at your GP's which is what i should have done. The tenderness will wear off pretty quick though

That's what I wanna hear

[Raptor]

I think the nail will fall off eventually, then you can scrape all the black off and put it on your toast or coffee.

[Motorious B.I.G]

Send the bugger back.

[Old Pineapple]

The nail will fall or or you can pull it off. You can lance the blood blister yourself but the nail will probably still fall off.

[Adam_LUFC]

Nail varnish your other toe nails

Edited by Adam_LUFC, 16 April 2010 - 04:55 PM.

[east leeds]

clive of otley, on 16 April 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

Played football the other night and got a bit of a knock on my demon left foot (big toe to be precise). Hurt a bit for last couple of days but no big deal like. Woke up this morning and it's as black as fuck and hurts like a bastard. Can't put any pressure on the front of my foot as a result so walking like I've shit mesen.

Any advice? Hurts like fuck and don't want the cunt to drop off or owt (the nail that is, I realise my toe will probably be ok)

Heat a needle up while you put and ice cube on your nail, when its glowing red press it against your nail it will relieve the pressure and the pain will go i did it to my thumb the other week fucking stinks but the blood sputrs impressive

[FORTRESS]

Any word from Mr Bates yet Clive?

Oh, and hope the nail gets better

[CommercialBreakdown]

Ive just yanked one off today, wait till you can bend the fucker back and just yank it off

[tony_yeboah]

clive of otley, on 16 April 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

Played football the other night and got a bit of a knock on my demon left foot (big toe to be precise). Hurt a bit for last couple of days but no big deal like. Woke up this morning and it's as black as fuck and hurts like a bastard. Can't put any pressure on the front of my foot as a result so walking like I've shit mesen.

Any advice? Hurts like fuck and don't want the cunt to drop off or owt (the nail that is, I realise my toe will probably be ok)

im more taken back by this outlandish remark...crazy talk.

[Raptor]

This thread makes me feel more sick than anything I've seen in the vault

[Seacroft]

Adam_LUFC, on 16 April 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

Nail varnish your other toe nails

+1

[clive of otley]

Oscar The Grouch, on 16 April 2010 - 04:58 PM, said:

Any word from Mr Bates yet Clive?

Oh, and hope the nail gets better

Not a thing pal

Fuck knows what they're doing. I shall keep you updated

[FORTRESS]

clive of otley, on 16 April 2010 - 07:05 PM, said:

Not a thing pal

Fuck knows what they're doing. I shall keep you updated

[wdw13]

Adslufc, on 16 April 2010 - 03:26 PM, said:

I did something called the "belvoir challenge" Well, 17 miles later had 2 big toenails go totally black. Basically, blood blisters. Still got em 2 months later. You can get them lanced at your GP's which is what i should have done. The tenderness will wear off pretty quick though

I did that, but went for the 26 mile option - I have never felt so miserable on a run in my life !

Am definately doing it again next year - it's worth it just for the tea and cake

[eddie's fat uncle]

It'll never go back...

[Adslufc]

wdw13, on 16 April 2010 - 07:57 PM, said:

I did that, but went for the 26 mile option - I have never felt so miserable on a run in my life !

Am definately doing it again next year - it's worth it just for the tea and cake

Yeah, its the only run that you get fatter as you go round Conditions were bloody awful. Mud 80% of the way round. Toe-nail update - one of the fuckers is gonna come off, feels quite loose

[Old Pineapple]

wdw13, on 16 April 2010 - 07:57 PM, said:

I did that, but went for the 26 mile option - I have never felt so miserable on a run in my life !

Am definately doing it again next year - it's worth it just for the tea and cake

Whats this then? Is it tough? Massively disappointed with my lack of black toenails after the ultra this year.