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[RLG]

Raptor, on 16 April 2010 - 06:16 PM, said:

This thread makes me feel more sick than anything I've seen in the vault

Was just thinking that

[bremner55]

Sorry pal but your toe will fester sceptacemia will set in and you will lose your toe.

[clive of otley]

Fucking hurts like a cunt changing gear

[clive of otley]

Update - pain out, blackness still very much in. Can drive comfortably now

Our lass didn't fucking help by standing on it twice in 10 minutes yesterday though

[clive of otley]

If you're interested the cunt came off on holiday

[jacko]

clive of otley, on 28 July 2010 - 05:24 PM, said:

If you're interested the cunt came off on holiday

Where i work we drill black nails, get the smallest drill u can find and stick your finger/toe in the vice and drill it so your just through the nail. It releases all the bllood pressure and will save the nail.

[clive of otley]

Some cunt stood on it at five-a-side tonight and ragged it clean off

Got 'sin-binned' as well

[eddie's fat uncle]

I'd see a doc if I were you, mate.

All the early warning signs of leprosy...

[Googlewhite]

jackolu11, on 28 July 2010 - 05:40 PM, said:

Where i work we drill black nails, get the smallest drill u can find and stick your finger/toe in the vice and drill it so your just through the nail. It releases all the bllood pressure and will save the nail.

Had to do this a few times mesen over the years, not recently though after Ive come off the tools

[Texas]

Drink more milk.

[Leodensian]

half my hand and pinky is black count yerself lucky

[clive of otley]

Texas, on 21 February 2012 - 08:38 PM, said:

Drink more milk.

I have porridge every morning and average maybe 5 brews a day, would've thought that'd be plenty

Leodensian, on 21 February 2012 - 08:41 PM, said:

half my hand and pinky is black count yerself lucky

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