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Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:11 PM

View PostAdam_LUFC, on 22 February 2012 - 12:56 PM, said:

waccoes down prepare for an invasion

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 01:50 PM

Awkward moment when your taking piss out of lonergan to a pne fan and one of his family likes your comment.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 02:01 PM

i'd forgotten how good bloc party actually were hope the rumours of them reforming are true, would love to see them live, seen kele live and he was amazing. spent the day at work listening to all their albums

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:30 PM

View PostYou Shit, on 22 February 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

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mind = blown

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:39 PM

View PostbELIEVER, on 22 February 2012 - 01:11 PM, said:

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Darth Poley......Where are the plans you've hidden ?

Princess Leo.....What plans ?

Darth Poley......The plans for a proper internet server.

Princess Leo....Fucked if I know matey.

C3mamfio.........Hi (gay wave) I got the plans but gave them to a colleague, can't give them though, would be going against colleagues desicion and against Waccoe supreme leaders policy...gay laugh)

Princess Leo.....Fuck you all muthsa fuckas......(gets her sabre out and whops them with it).

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:42 PM

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:45 PM

View PostBates-iz-Satan, on 22 February 2012 - 03:39 PM, said:




Darth Poley......Where are the plans you've hidden ?

Princess Leo.....What plans ?

Darth Poley......The plans for a proper internet server.

Princess Leo....Fucked if I know matey.

C3mamfio.........Hi (gay wave) I got the plans but gave them to a colleague, can't give them though, would be going against colleagues desicion and against Waccoe supreme leaders policy...gay laugh)

Princess Leo.....Fuck you all muthsa fuckas......(gets her sabre out and whops them with it).

hilarious :disbelief:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:58 PM

Bollocks: Was chatting to a lad who used to play Yorkshire league cricket and he told me this tale, sounds a bit like a sporting urban myth but made me smile.

He was opening the batting but not facing and the oppo quick's first ball trapped his opening partner bang in front about half way up his back pad. The lad said it was as clear an lbw as you get and the bowler's appeal was more celebration than question. However, the umpires were one member from each club and it was their man alongside him and to the fielding team's astonishment he just blanked the appeal. The bowler went muttering back to his mark then thundered in and produced a beautiful out-swinger that the batsman diverted into the keeper's gloves via a big (and loud) nick. Again, our lad said it couldn't have been clearer but, again, the umpire cocked a deaf 'un to the bowler's elated appeal. Apparently the bowler kept his expletives fairly low-key and hurried back to his start. This time, quickened by fury, he produced an exocet-style yorker that ripped the middle stump out of the ground and sent it cartwheeling past the 'keeper. Then he turned to the umpire and said 'Oooh! Nearly had the fucker that time, eh Ump?'.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 04:00 PM

View PostTexas, on 22 February 2012 - 07:48 AM, said:

:huh: do you ever sleep @ ? :unsure:

Had to be up early

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 04:43 PM

View PostBates-iz-Satan, on 22 February 2012 - 03:39 PM, said:

Darth Poley......Where are the plans you've hidden ?

Princess Leo.....What plans ?

Darth Poley......The plans for a proper internet server.

Princess Leo....Fucked if I know matey.

C3mamfio.........Hi (gay wave) I got the plans but gave them to a colleague, can't give them though, would be going against colleagues desicion and against Waccoe supreme leaders policy...gay laugh)

Princess Leo.....Fuck you all muthsa fuckas......(gets her sabre out and whops them with it).

This is what's known as "Killing a joke".

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:38 PM

Bollocks- thomas the bakers are miles better than greggs.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:08 PM

Draw for the Semi Final of the North Riding Cup on BBC Radio Tees at 6:50.

Hoping for Henleys at home. :pray:

This is the biggest competition I have ever been involved in.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:15 PM

View Postpete_lufc, on 22 February 2012 - 05:38 PM, said:

Bollocks- thomas the bakers are miles better than greggs.

Local Independant bakers>Thomas the baker>any other bakery chain

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:16 PM

Been some top thread title editing recently :clap:

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View PostMagnifico Joe, on 22 February 2012 - 06:16 PM, said:

Been some top thread title editing recently :clap:

We just need to get rid of the winky blinky pinky shite from the other one :ph34r:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:11 PM

View PostMax Gradels White Stripe, on 22 February 2012 - 06:08 PM, said:

Draw for the Semi Final of the North Riding Cup on BBC Radio Tees at 6:50.

Hoping for Henleys at home. :pray:

This is the biggest competition I have ever been involved in.

Got fucking Traf. The arch enemy. :chair:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:14 PM

@ you jabroni

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:14 PM

@Adam_LUFC you pepperoni

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 08:34 PM

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