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[pete_lufc]

Happy: A womans skirt blew up today

fuck off- She had a cock and balls

Bollocks- Just did a piss.

[jacko]

A lass on facebook just asked how do you get super glue off your hands, i suggested add some stronger glue to it and it will come off.
She's off to get some stronger glue to try it.

[Eddie the Last Waltz Gray]

jackolu11, on 12 September 2011 - 08:56 PM, said:

A lass on facebook just asked how do you get super glue off your hands, i suggested add some stronger glue to it and it will come off.
She's off to get some stronger glue to try it.

[The Modfather]

Bollox: Anyone used Envirophone before? How quick do they pay out?

[The Modfather]

Lavatory, on 12 September 2011 - 09:21 PM, said:

Bollox: Anyone used Envirophone before? How quick do they pay out?

Actually, scrap this post.

[Viva Ken Barlow]

Happy: stepdads gone bed so il be off on cig nicking mission in half an hour
Fucks me off: Back on e diet so im fucking starving
Bollox: Can anyone reccomend some decent free apps?

[The Modfather]

Makka, on 12 September 2011 - 09:31 PM, said:

Happy: stepdads gone bed so il be off on cig nicking mission in half an hour
Fucks me off: Back on e diet so im fucking starving
Bollox: Can anyone reccomend some decent free apps?

Some apps

[Viva Ken Barlow]

Lav is it now your lifes mission to get me to stop smoking

[The Modfather]

Makka, on 12 September 2011 - 09:34 PM, said:

Lav is it now your lifes mission to get me to stop smoking

I just care about my fellow dooners

[Leodensian]

Don't think lavs idea has gone to plan

[The Modfather]

Leodensian, on 12 September 2011 - 09:36 PM, said:

Don't think lavs idea has gone to plan

I would say there has been a sharp increase in threads and the members list appears to be higher

[Viva Ken Barlow]

[Charlie Waffles]

Happy - finished college for the day and met my mates for a pint.
Fucked off - spent the day in hull
Bollox - bleak outlook for the foreseeable future in the construction game

[The Modfather]

Crooky, on 12 September 2011 - 09:48 PM, said:

Sky Sports News.
Sickipedia
ArmySniper
Barcode Scanner (handy for when you see QR codes in magazines etc.)

I'm also running Advanced Task Killer(close apps easier), SetCPU (control processor speed) and AdFree (like adblock in chrome/firefox) but you need to root your phone for these to work.

Reminds me of this guy i knew who used SpeedFan when it first came out and he set his fan to something stupid like 20000RPM and it stayed like that forever Sounded like a jet engine.

[Viva Ken Barlow]

Crooky, on 12 September 2011 - 09:48 PM, said:

but you need to root your phone for these to work.

Sanchez watt the fuck are you on about

[The Modfather]

Crooky, on 12 September 2011 - 09:54 PM, said:

Its a great app lav, I've got it set up so it underclocks/overclocks depending on what I'm doing. When It's in standby (screen off) it drops right down to 200mhz thus saving loads of battery. Since I've set it up I've gone from getting around 15hours battery with heavy usage to around 2 and a half days.

Ah right, a smart phone version of Intel SpeedStep then

[Texas]

If your battery is shit, Juice Defender is probably the best app on the market. Extends my battery life a lot.