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[Junction 59]

Poor southerners but at least you're getting a free egg timer off some water companies.

Send some sunshine this way and we'll give you our rain for a bit

Edited by Junction 59, 21 February 2012 - 12:32 AM.

[We are Leeds]

This happens every year, is it really too expensive to build a big pipe from Wales to London?

[Ickenham White]

Fuck it, bloody southerners

[Leodensian]

We have one day of sunshine and the country's in drought!

[Junction 59]

Leodensian, on 21 February 2012 - 07:40 AM, said:

We have one day of sunshine and the country's in drought!

Nah just the sarf. Bit like when they get an inch of snow.

[Kammy]

I'm going to Kos on holiday this year. It'll be wall to wall sunshine and the island will be bone dry.

I imagine though, that when I turn the tap on, water will come out!

[east leeds]

Fuck them the southern cunts , they have Wembley , The channel link , the dome , the olympics but we have the water , its grim up north but we have water .
Fuck them hold them to ransom half the wogs in London dont get washed anyway . Charge them extortionate amounts per litre and fuck them

[Junction 59]

always remember Newcastle at home, we played them during a period when the North East was supplying Yorkshire with water (mid 90s?) and the geordies were singing to the Kop "pissed in your water, we've pissed in your water" to which the kop sang back "tastes better than your beer, still tastes better than your beer"

[You Shit]

Kammy, on 21 February 2012 - 07:47 AM, said:

I'm going to Kos on holiday this year. It'll be wall to wall sunshine and the island will be bone dry.

I imagine though, that when I turn the tap on, water will come out!

to be fair, water always comes out of taps down here, too. drinkable water, too.

Edited by You Shit, 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM.

[Junction 59]

You Shit, on 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

to be fair, water always comes out of taps down here, too. drinkable water, too.

save water, put less of it in your beer

[You Shit]

Junction 59, on 21 February 2012 - 01:16 PM, said:

save water, put less of it in your beer

[east leeds]

You Shit, on 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

to be fair, water always comes out of taps down here, too. drinkable water, too.

You will all be queuing at the stand pipe with your plastic bottles it will be just like some African dank hole , it might cure some homesickness for some of Londons residents . How earthy and real will that be ?

[Bud White]

Has the Perrier gone straight to my head? Or is life sick and cruel instead?

[east leeds]

Bud White, on 21 February 2012 - 04:04 PM, said:

Has the Perrier gone straight to my head? Or is life sick and cruel instead?

Both i would imagine . It could be worse you could be down South dry mouthed , sand paper throat , knowing that 200 mile up the road the Norvern Mankees are laughing at you .

[pete_lufc]

Just left the tap on.

[The Modfather]

Best water I've tasted is in the lake district area, then probably yorkshire. North does seem better for water,southern water seems hard as fuck.

[The Modfather]

OneNightInMilan, on 21 February 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

That explains why Lincoln water tastes like dogshit.

[Adam_LUFC]

I don't notice any difference