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#1 Junction 59

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:31 AM

Poor southerners but at least you're getting a free egg timer off some water companies.

Send some sunshine this way and we'll give you our rain for a bit

Edited by Junction 59, 21 February 2012 - 12:32 AM.


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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:41 AM

This happens every year, is it really too expensive to build a big pipe from Wales to London?

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:19 AM

Fuck it, bloody southerners

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:40 AM

We have one day of sunshine and the country's in drought!

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:44 AM

View PostLeodensian, on 21 February 2012 - 07:40 AM, said:

We have one day of sunshine and the country's in drought!

Nah just the sarf. Bit like when they get an inch of snow.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:47 AM

I'm going to Kos on holiday this year. It'll be wall to wall sunshine and the island will be bone dry.

I imagine though, that when I turn the tap on, water will come out!

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:56 PM

Fuck them the southern cunts , they have Wembley , The channel link , the dome , the olympics but we have the water , its grim up north but we have water .
Fuck them hold them to ransom half the wogs in London dont get washed anyway . Charge them extortionate amounts per litre and fuck them

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:04 PM

Most places outside of yorkshire have shit water anyway, tastes horrible.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:07 PM

always remember Newcastle at home, we played them during a period when the North East was supplying Yorkshire with water (mid 90s?) and the geordies were singing to the Kop "pissed in your water, we've pissed in your water" to which the kop sang back "tastes better than your beer, still tastes better than your beer" :laugh:

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM

View PostKammy, on 21 February 2012 - 07:47 AM, said:

I'm going to Kos on holiday this year. It'll be wall to wall sunshine and the island will be bone dry.

I imagine though, that when I turn the tap on, water will come out!
to be fair, water always comes out of taps down here, too. drinkable water, too.

Edited by You Shit, 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM.


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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:16 PM

View PostYou Shit, on 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

to be fair, water always comes out of taps down here, too. drinkable water, too.

save water, put less of it in your beer :tuttut:

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:17 PM

View PostJunction 59, on 21 February 2012 - 01:16 PM, said:

save water, put less of it in your beer :tuttut:
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:32 PM

View PostYou Shit, on 21 February 2012 - 01:13 PM, said:

to be fair, water always comes out of taps down here, too. drinkable water, too.


You will all be queuing at the stand pipe with your plastic bottles it will be just like some African dank hole , it might cure some homesickness for some of Londons residents . How earthy and real will that be ?

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 04:04 PM

Has the Perrier gone straight to my head? Or is life sick and cruel instead?

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 04:05 PM

View PostBud White, on 21 February 2012 - 04:04 PM, said:

Has the Perrier gone straight to my head? Or is life sick and cruel instead?


Both i would imagine . It could be worse you could be down South dry mouthed , sand paper throat , knowing that 200 mile up the road the Norvern Mankees are laughing at you .

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 04:37 PM

Just left the tap on.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 04:43 PM

Best water I've tasted is in the lake district area, then probably yorkshire. North does seem better for water,southern water seems hard as fuck.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 04:46 PM

View PostLavatory, on 21 February 2012 - 04:43 PM, said:

Best water I've tasted is in the lake district area, then probably yorkshire. North does seem better for water,southern water seems hard as fuck.

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Edited by OneNightInMilan, 21 February 2012 - 04:46 PM.


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Posted 21 February 2012 - 04:47 PM

View PostOneNightInMilan, on 21 February 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

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That explains why Lincoln water tastes like dogshit.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 05:13 PM

I don't notice any difference :unsure:





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